When you are a parent some things happen that can only be described as Sod’s Law, so here is a short list of Mummy and Daddy annoyances!
- Children only get really ill when the doctors is shut!
- A child who normally sleeps through anything will wake at the sound of the second child crying in the night, meaning you have to deal with two at the same time!
- The morning your child/ren sleep in till 9, you are wide awake at 5.30am
- The only drinks that get knocked over are dark coloured ones – light coloured non-staining ones are perfectly safe!
- You child will love the one TV programme you really really dislike!
- The children are up all night the one night you really need to sleep because you are up early for a meeting/presentation/important appointment
- You get an invite to the super duper ‘should not be missed’ party the one day you can no way get a babysitter!
- Your child/ren will inevitably want what they can’t have – the sandwich feeling you don’t have in, the Zingzillas when it’s not on, sleep when you are visiting people!
- The only toy they will want to play at 5 in the morning is the drums!
- The moment you get a moment to yourself, there is that much to do you don’t know where to start, and by the time you get going the children are back/awake/needing attention etc…….